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Stephen Hawking says afterlife is a fairy story
Obama Kills Him
Small Town News
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Waupaca WI DQ to reopen soon after fire
Work continues inside Dairy Queen after a fire this spring, and the restaurant could be open again in a
matter of weeks.

"We suspect a small appliance in the Dilly (bar) area started it," he said. "It ignited some laminate and
some wall covering, and generated a lot of smoke. The Buster (bar) area appeared not to be involved "

In addition to questions about when Dairy Queen will reopen, many wonder about the fish that swam in
the aquarium that was located in the restaurant's seating area.

"About half of the fish survived," the manager said. They are being taken care of in downtown
Waupaca at Aquatic Life. The dead fish are reported to be dead.
Bussian charged with fleeing officer
At 4:15 a.m. March 2, Waupaca Police Officer Mark Neumann observed a tan vehicle apparently
speeding on West Fulton Street near the U.S. Highway 10 intersection.

Office Neumann pulled behind the vehicle and activated his emergency lights, but the vehicle
continued until it nearly reached the street's dead end. The driver was identified as Bussian.

Neumann reported that Bussian said, "I'm drunk. Just take me to jail. Let's get this over with," then
placed his hands behind his back and asked to be handcuffed.

Bussian had a 0.195 blood-alcohol level, according to the criminal complaint.

When asked why he only has one name? Bussian replied he wanted to be like Sting.

Officer Neumann then replied... "Good Luck with that."
Waupaca Family Finds Proof of Extraterrestrial Life
Dramatic pictures coming out of the small hamlet of Waupaca, WI shows an alien hiding up a tree.
These pictures are positive proof that visitors from another world have visited planet earth.
Margaret Stimple took the now famous pictures on 5/21/11. She had thought it was a sign of the
end of the world.  She only took three pictures because she was worried that the creature may
have been using some sort of eye death ray.   
        MAY 2, 2011

U.S.A.  Finds and Kills Bin Laden
APRIL 20, 2011 SONY PLAY STATION NETWORK HACKED

                  Network Down for Two Weeks

               Millions of Game Players Off Line
Federal Government to Investigate U.S. Productivity
   EXCLUSIVE: Bobby Kennedy Jr. Says Obama Needs to Stop With the 'Clean Coal' Phrase

RFK Jr, has been a vocal opponent to coal mining and coal being use for energy. He now calls himself
an Green Activist. Other interests are falconry and white water rafting in exotic locations around the
world. He has logged over 16 million miles on his private Lear Jet.  He lives on Nantucket Island.
Advertisement: New Film tells all about the Coal Industry. Staring Robert Kennedy Jr.
Promotes building of Wind Farms (with the exception of building them off the coast of Nantucket Island)  
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