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U.S. Justice Department Makes Nancy Grace the Federal Executioner
United States Attorney General, Eric Holder, cites two reasons:
  
                              This should get her off TV
            It may shut her the hell up if she can kill people.

PRINCESS BEATRICE’S HAT SELLS FOR $131,648 ON EBAY
At first the Bunion editors were at a loss for words but now
think that the person who bought this piece of shit should
be killed by Nancy Grace. We are also declaring June 17th
as "Hate a Princess Day".  
 Bull Rider Trampled to Death at Delaware Rodeo
An experienced bull rider from New Castle, Del., died after he fell during a rodeo event Sunday
night, Police say Leon Tribble, 40, had been riding in the rodeo and after about a minute was thrown
to the ground and trampled by the bull.  

Paramedics responded to the scene and transported Leon to a local hospital, where he was
pronounced dead.

An autopsy will be performed to determine the exact cause of death, and state police said they are
still investigating.
      Moments before death
                            BUNION GOES OUT ON A LIMB.

                                    Exact cause of death?  
           
               Being Stomped on by a Fucking 2800 pound Bull.
Weener Won't Confirm if He's in Lewd Twitter Photo
Embattled N.Y. Dem denies sending raunchy image of his crotch to a young woman.
Weiner can't say for certain the photo isn't him.  

                                       Nancy Pelosi says she’s behind Weener.
Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) Twittering
Republicans respond, “No Shit."
BERLIN – European health officials tracking one of the
worst E. coli outbreaks on record might never know where
it came from. It's a sad fact of life in food poisoning cases:
There often is no smoking gun but they think it's pickles.
                             The Bunion editor doesn’t care.

 If I was on a desert island and there was a jar of pickles and a baby.
                         
                                       I’d eat the baby.
Doomsday believer donates entire inheritance to Family Radio
When the world didn't end on May 21, many people who had given up their earthly possessions were left
with nothing. But one believer never lived to see the day. He died on May 10th and left nearly his entire estate
-- around $300,000 -- to the group behind the failed prediction, leaving some family members out in the cold.
The Bunion predicts the end of the world on August 21. Please donate.
 
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