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Volume 1, Issue 9
The Bunion predicts the end of the world on October 21st.
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SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE BUNION !!!
BU- Today European Governments of France and Switzerland have announced that they have evidence
that Muammar Gaddafi may indeed be a bad man.
that Muammar Gaddafi may indeed be a bad man.
VICE PRESIDENT TO TAKE OVER NEW STIMULUS PLAN
Toady the White House announced that VP Joe Biden will unveil the latest government
stimulus plan. They hope Joe's persuasiveness will help generate support.
Biden said, “I’m very excited to be announcing this new plan. The President and his top
advisors are behind this 110 percent. Starting next month we will begin the most ambitious
public works project since the building of the Hover Dam. By 2014 every American household
will now have their own personal.... Round About!”
stimulus plan. They hope Joe's persuasiveness will help generate support.
Biden said, “I’m very excited to be announcing this new plan. The President and his top
advisors are behind this 110 percent. Starting next month we will begin the most ambitious
public works project since the building of the Hover Dam. By 2014 every American household
will now have their own personal.... Round About!”
Joe's Vision
Michael Jackson’s Doctor on Trial
Dr. Conrad Murray is facing years in prison if convicted. The Doctors attorney, Blane Binkel,
said he is confident that the trial will show the Doctor did not kill MJ and in fact was a hero in
his efforts to try and save the King of Pop.
The Bunion called the Murray residence to try and talk with the now famous Doctor but was
only able to reach his younger daughter Lucinda. Here is the transcript:
Bunion: Is the Doctor in?
Lucinda: You mean the Dick who killed Michael?
Unknown Woman: Lucinda! That’s no way to talks about your … (unintelligible).
Hang Up
said he is confident that the trial will show the Doctor did not kill MJ and in fact was a hero in
his efforts to try and save the King of Pop.
The Bunion called the Murray residence to try and talk with the now famous Doctor but was
only able to reach his younger daughter Lucinda. Here is the transcript:
Bunion: Is the Doctor in?
Lucinda: You mean the Dick who killed Michael?
Unknown Woman: Lucinda! That’s no way to talks about your … (unintelligible).
Hang Up
JUST KIND OF CREEPY
AL GORE DECIDES TO BECOME A MIME
